These are the Worst Colored Tight Ever!

On Friday He did a post about colored tights, but there is one color tight that makes He more angry then any other. White Tights! Typically we see more white tights during the winter then any other season and there has never been an instance when He thought they looked good. White tights make women's legs look pale and gross. Textured white tights do nothing for He either. White tights are probably one of the most He-repelling items a women can wear during the winter. UGGS are bad don't get He wrong, but white tights give He the creeps.
-He