It is the Return of the Penguin...

People ask He why He hates flast so much? Is it not obvious? Skinny jeans and these ballet flats, or flats in general, make you look like a human penguin. There cannot be a single girl on the planet that wants to draw attention to her feet, no less make them look enormous, but you continue to wear outfits (see above) that encourage He to laugh at you.
-He