All crazy brides turn into:

Crazy wives



Based on the "Little Gym" sticker this person has obviously jumped off the crazy wife train and onto the crazy mommy train. She's probably one of those women who identifies herself as "someone's mommy" and that makes my stomach turn. I guess it's better than being Mrs. [Man's name]? Or is it? All I know is that I'd cut her off in traffic. Because I'm a bitch, and I'm okay with that.

-Kay