Funny hyphenated names

I have a weird name, and it's even worse when combined with my husband's name, so I can sympathize with these people (while pointing and laughing)



They could change their name to Pabst. I don't care how much the hipsters like it, it's crap.



I...um...hm.



Well, where else would hookers live?



Sounds uncomfortable.



Hardy-Harr is hysterical! I would keep it and wear it proudly.


-KB